April 2008
44 posts
Watching the Pistons in the playoffs this season is like watching your grandpa walk down a flight of stairs. You think he’s gonna make it, but then he slows down, he wobbles, he stops to catch his breath. Trust me, they’re not fight the Sixers at all. Just gravity.
Shh it's a secret... →
WatchThe State: Civil War Hospital
“CHRIS WALLA: I sold my copy of Siamese Dream the day after seeing Smashing...”
– Death Cab in Spin, via stereogum
“I wonder, should I be wearing a flak jacket?” she asked. “Should my...”
– cougar gate keeps rolling. my block is on lockdown.
“New York may look goofy to you but in a city of rats and death you have to dress...”
– STREET BONER 169
Helen Thomas, Troll of Justice →
somebody give this lady a statue
Robot to conduct Detroit Symphony Orchestra →
Convicted Forger Freed By Presidential Pardon →
the onion can still fooled me.
“Shirley MacLaine is one of many of their friends who believes Roy did die and...”
– Popbitch
WatchKids In the Hall are back… and kinda ripping off SNL’s “Mercury Mistress.”
“It’s like my brand as a fan has been tarnished. And I don’t mean...”
– My old friend Joey Litman freedarko.com: He’ll Never Walk Alone
A Viking Riding on the Wings of a Tempest... →
“The last bunny, that was a bucket I should’ve made. I’m going to...”
– Sheed
“I’ve got to crush Ed Begley!”
– bill nye
Really that's the title you want to go with? Don't... →
“A cougar is a beautiful animal. I mean, it really is.”
– the best damn mayor anywhere.
I'm I missing something... →
The 50 Greatest Comedy Sketches of All Time →
Where is Centuar Job interview? Phillip the hypo-hyper?
Awesomely stupid theory of the day. →
Insert 'Dethklok' in place of 'STP' and you have a... →
“In addition to the high ratings of the TV series, concerts for Hannah Montana...”
– Wikipedia
“I’m an Indian tonight, baby”
– James Brown
