September 2008
48 posts
“To clarify, we would still prefer not to take it, but as of now, taking it is an...”
– onion
WatchYou deserve this video after such a shitty week.
“I don’t know. Kill a prostitute?”
– Ricky Gervais
Real American Shitbag →
Real American Hero →
Point/Counterpoint: Gov. Palin Has No Experience... →
Hey Your Ass Smells →
“Drugs are also a common staple. STD’s are a part of life.”
– Urban Dictionary
Does anyone else feel like Obama has just been out of the country for the past three weeks?
New Wolverines Mascot Savagely Mauls Star Player →
Really? He’s a star all of a sudden?
Opps →
Odyssey →
What the hell?
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Although wiretaping skills are handy in any... →
Saturday Night Live And Studio 60 Converge →
One last thing about DFW, for awhile anyways. He... →
“He was my favourite. I didn’t feel he had an equal amongst living writers.”
– Zadie Smith, McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
...Uh isn't the one guy gay? It's like being... →
go back and read "the depressed person" and you'll... →
Straight Talk Express Launches Off a Cliff →
“Rapper Biz Markie will return with his “Biz’s Beat of the Day”
– Gabba Gabba Hey
“The latest addition to his stable of concert showcases is Epiphany, an...”
– The Daily Swarm
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“He has been waiting for 30 years to become a man of action,”
– Metro Detroit Contractor Hits Nail on Head
Slovakia's women's ice hockey pummels Bulgaria... →
via clicksandhisses.com
“She still opposes abortion even in cases of rape and incest but as governor cut...”
– The XX Factor
"I don't like to use this term," McCain told the... →
that was a waste of a day.
Biden's comments on special needs kids called 'new... →
WHAT THE HELL CNN? WHY IS THAT THE HEADLINE? THAT IS FOX-STYLE BULLSHIT.
MCA isn't working on his record. →
Hörnblowér
“We’re Gonna Frickin’ Lose this Thing”
– Adam McKay
Gapers Block: In Search of the Tamale Guy →
Jon Stewart Annihilates Sarah Palin's Media... →
Man’s finest achievement.
Gorilla wins. →
“Alaska is also next to the North Pole, so obviously she must also be friends...”
– John Stewart
First one to make "Unwed Mothers for McCain"...
I like how all Republican VP candidates have to have at least one daughter whose personal life highlights how stupid the Republican social agenda is.
WatchOld, Grizzled Third-Party Candidate May Steal Support From McCain | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source