April 2010
22 posts
Apr 30th
“I’ve kind of stopped picking on Rachael. Because A) it’s low-hanging...”
– Anthony Bourdain
Apr 21st
Apr 21st
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A/V Club: How to Fix Dark Lord Day... →
Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
Apr 19th
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Apr 18th
WatchWatch
Tracy Morgan on the Daily Show: christens John “Stewbeef” and claims Toby Maguire owes him $75.
Apr 16th
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Apr 14th
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Fun Facts with Tom Waits →
I’m not sure this is really Tom Waits or Bob Dylan, but it’s funnier than Scharpling & Wurster … unless this is Scharpling & Wurster.
Apr 13th
"Twirling Guy/Fashion Man/That Guy in the Colored... →
One of the weirdest minor local celebrities anywhere in the world.
Apr 13th
Apr 13th
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Very Funny
Oh ye of little faith… If Ted Turner said he’d build a network around me, i would probably let him do it. You get to do whatever you want and never have to have affiliates bitch again about Coked-Up Werewolf. Affiliates got you fired before, why go back that way? I agree it’s crazy, but what the hell.
Apr 12th
WatchWatch
lindsayrobertson: alexblagg: Happy Fucking Birthday to Videogum! (This is amazing.) Videogum Forever. I will always sing Tim and Eric’s version of Happy Birthday from now on. It’s way better.
Apr 10th
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Appropriate End to an Incredibly Strange Day
Took a cab home after working till 11. We drove by a street on the way called “Barry.” Soviet-Bloc Cabbie: “Barry? D’is is a man’s name or wo-man’s name?” Me: “It’s a man’s name.” Soviet-Bloc Cabbie: “Is never a wo-man’s name?” Me: “Not usually.”
Apr 9th
Apr 8th
“Dear The Onion, I have just read about Marshall McLuhan’s thesis that the...”
–  America’s Finest News Source
Apr 8th
there is ulitmately only one question:
what are we gonna do with all the assholes?
Apr 7th
Apr 6th
“Wallace did lose his temper just once, when Lipsky accused him of pretending to...”
– Road trip with David Foster Wallace - Salon.com
Apr 5th
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two jokes I just cut from a project
To be scattered of the Michigan Ave. bridge at dawn… 1. Black Cars: Dark and mysterious can be cool. Unless your car is German. Then it’s overkill. 2. Blue Cars: Have a calm, soothing effect. Although, they’re more difficult to find when parked underwater. I’m in copywriter hell in case you haven’t noticed.
Apr 5th
washed up
Watching “Life Aquatic” to fight writer’s block isn’t really that smart of an idea. just making me sad. Am I the only one who thinks Klaus might be Ned’s real father? “Zissou shoots blanks. Probably because he spent half his life under water.”
Apr 2nd