June 2011
66 posts
Oxford Comma Dropped by a University of Oxford... →
VICTORY!!!!!
“When Bachmann finished her studies in Oklahoma, Marcus instructed her to do her...”
– Michele Bachmann’s Holy War | Rolling Stone Politics
Watchfunnyordie:
Sex Tape: The View Remix
Finally, the sex tape everyone’s been talk showing about.
Watchtwentyfourbit:
Video: Jack White & Colbert Interview
In which Stephen Colbert visits Nashville’s Third Man Records for the first part in an awkwardly hilarious interview with Jack White on The Colbert Report. Watch him try to convince Jack (the record executive) that Jack (the former White Stripe)’s hit “Seven Nation Army” could sell yogurt, among other subjects, in tonight’s segment above...
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Your Renegade Ways Have No Place In Geek Squad
wondertonic:
What, you expected some kind of hero’s welcome because you fixed an older couple’s router during a routine HDTV setup? Not from me, hotshot. You’re a goddamn TV install technician. That is fucking it. You hit anything else, you call for backup. I don’t give two shits what kind of home networking crap you pulled in the academy. There is an order here for a reason.
Read the rest at...
“The Jackass movies are honestly some of the best movies I’ve ever seen. I...”
– Pitchfork: Louis C.K.
Weird this just happened to come out today, but RIP Ryan Dunn.
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Jimmy Carter: "End the war on drugs." →
How to Make Cinemagraphs — Still Photos that Move... →
GIF tutorial. Guess what I’m doing this weekend…
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Go to Wikipedia and click “random article.” This...
“Michael Gregory (jazz guitarist)”
So very proud.
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Chicago Movies in the Park Schedule →
Wow. There are a lot of them. Having trouble finding something by me I’d lie to see. Temple of Doom in Wicker Park would be fun.
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Watchlookmom:
JON BENJAMIN’S ULTIMATE TRICK SHOT VIDEO from Funny or Die
yo i watched this 16000 times yesterday at work
if this is nsfw your w sucks
I was just watching this and an account girl came in to tell me to write a headline. Packing my bags.
“I can say for sure, those ideas come from some of the boxes I have at my house,...”
– Interview: Wayne Coyne (of The Flaming Lips)
WatchThis is what i feel like on the train platform now.
Man mugged on 'L' train on Near North Side -... →
This agression will not stand.
“Marvin would use that duet technique on many of his studio albums going...”
– When Marvin Gaye Broke Pattern | Cultural Conversation by Marc Myers - WSJ.com
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Mike Lacher feeds celebrity tweeters their own tails.
God opens a crazy-person window
So there is a rash of kids running up and mugging people in large “flash mobs” downtown. Thanks a fucking ton, Charlie Todd.
My coworker also had a shirtless, shoeless hippie dude run up and start handing out free money yesterday. He gave her a $100 and said he was a millionaire. He did it to a bunch more people, jumped in cab and took off.
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No Babe Ruth statues in Boston
Everything you need to know about America in 2011: an insane billionaire and his 7-foot German henchman are populous underdogs.
I’m rooting for the Mavs all the way, but I’m getting a little queasy about the LeBron backlash overload. The last two weeks, ESPN has been full of old whites guys barely able to keep themselves from calling the Heat “uppity.”
So LeBron wants to win. So he’s arrogant....
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Free advice
I have learned this the hard way. i have seen companies piss away millions for not getting this:
There is no point in redesigning your site, if your people aren’t going to change.
Obama eats a coney dog. →